Damon Salvatore:What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so wipped.
Caroline Forbes:You've gotta read the first book first, it won't make sense if you don't.
Damon Salvatore:Uh, I miss Anne Rice, she was so on it.
Caroline Forbes:Hey, how come you don't sparkle?
Damon Salvatore:Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
Caroline Forbes:Yeah, but you go in the sun.
Damon Salvatore:I have a ring, it protects me. Long story.
Caroline Forbes:Will these bites turn me into a vampire?
Damon Salvatore:It's more complicated than that. You have to feed on my blood, then die, then feed on a human. It's a whole ordeal. This book, by the way, has it all wrong.
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